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Bad food

My grandfather ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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