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My grandfather ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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