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Bad food

My grandfather ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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