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Bad food

My grandfather ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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