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Bad food

My grandfather ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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