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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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