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My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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