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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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