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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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