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My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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