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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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