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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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