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My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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