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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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