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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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