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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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