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Bad food

My grandfather ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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