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My grandfather ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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