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My grandfather ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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