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My grandfather ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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