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Bad food

My grandfather ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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