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My grandfather ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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