Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
grandfather
ate
the last Rolo
and
kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a woman
a ticket inspector
a spy
a farmer
a train driver
a surgeon
a tramp
a child
a shepherd
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.