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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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