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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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