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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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