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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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