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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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