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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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