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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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