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My grandfather ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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