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Bad food

My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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