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My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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