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Bad food

My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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