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My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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