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Bad food

My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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