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Bad food

My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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