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My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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