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Bad food

My grandfather ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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