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Bad food

My grandfather ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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