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Bad food

My grandfather ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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