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My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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