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My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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