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Bad food

My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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