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Bad food

My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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