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My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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