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Bad food

My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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