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Bad food

My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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