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Bad food

My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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