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Bad food

My grandfather ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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