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Bad food

My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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