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My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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