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Bad food

My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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