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My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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