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Bad food

My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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