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Bad food

My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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