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My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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