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My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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