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My grandfather ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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