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Bad food

My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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