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My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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