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My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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