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My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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