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My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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