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Bad food

My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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