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Bad food

My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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