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My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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