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Bad food

My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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