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Bad food

My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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