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My grandfather ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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