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Bad food

My grandfather ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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