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My grandfather ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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