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Bad food

My grandfather ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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