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Bad food

My grandfather ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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