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Bad food

My grandfather ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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