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My grandfather ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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