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Bad food

My brother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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