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Bad food

My brother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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