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Bad food

My brother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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