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Bad food

My brother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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