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Bad food

My brother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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