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Bad food

My brother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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