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Bad food

My brother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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