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Bad food

My brother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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