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Bad food

My brother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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