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Bad food

My brother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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