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Bad food

My brother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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