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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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