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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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