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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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