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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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