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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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