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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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