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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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