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Bad food

My brother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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