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Bad food
My
brother
ate
yesterday's fish
and
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
throat-punched
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kicked
kneed
Vulcan death-gripped
nutcracker choked
roundhouse kicked
karate-chopped
slapped
scissor-kicked
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