Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My brother ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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