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Bad food

My brother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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