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Bad food

My brother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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