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Bad food

My brother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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