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Bad food

My brother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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