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Bad food

My brother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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