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Bad food

My brother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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