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Bad food

My brother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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