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Bad food

My brother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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