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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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