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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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