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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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