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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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