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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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