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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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