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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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