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Bad food

My brother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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