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Bad food

My brother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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