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Bad food

My brother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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