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Bad food

My brother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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