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Bad food

My brother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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