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Bad food

My brother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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