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Bad food

My brother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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