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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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