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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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