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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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