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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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