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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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