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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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