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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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