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Bad food

My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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