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My brother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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