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Bad food

My brother ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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