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Bad food

My brother ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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