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Bad food

My brother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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