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Bad food

My brother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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