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Bad food

My brother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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