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Bad food

My brother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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