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Bad food

My brother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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