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Bad food

My brother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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