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Bad food

My brother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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