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Bad food

My brother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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