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Bad food

My brother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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