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Bad food

My brother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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