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Bad food

My brother ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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