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Bad food

My brother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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