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Bad food

My brother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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