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Bad food

My brother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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