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Bad food

My brother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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