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Bad food

My brother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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