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Bad food

My brother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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