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Bad food

My brother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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