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Bad food

My brother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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