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Bad food

My brother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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