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Bad food

My brother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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