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Bad food

My brother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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