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Bad food

My brother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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