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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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