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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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