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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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