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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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