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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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