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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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