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Bad food

My brother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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