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Bad food
My
brother
ate
a box of dead mice
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
strangled
scissor-kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
roundhouse kicked
slapped
kneed
nutcracker choked
bit
kicked
throat-punched
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