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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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