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Bad food
My
brother
ate
a box of dead mice
and
saw a vision of
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
an ostrich 🐦
a turkey 🦃
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
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