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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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