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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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