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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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