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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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