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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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