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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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