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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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