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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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