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Bad food

My brother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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