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Bad food

My sister ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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