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Bad food

My sister ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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