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Bad food

My sister ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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