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Bad food

My sister ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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