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Bad food

My sister ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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