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Bad food

My sister ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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