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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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