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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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