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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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