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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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