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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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