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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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