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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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