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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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