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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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