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Bad food

My sister ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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