Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
sister
ate
stale bread
and
head-butted
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a man
a student
a train driver
a taxi driver
a surgeon
a bus driver
a policeman
a soldier
a child
a policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.