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Bad food

My sister ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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