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Bad food

My sister ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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