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Bad food

My sister ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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