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Bad food

My sister ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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