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Bad food

My sister ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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