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Bad food
My
sister
ate
yesterday's fish
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
kneed
punched
head-butted
slapped
roundhouse kicked
strangled
bit
scissor-kicked
karate-chopped
kicked
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