Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My sister ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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