Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My sister ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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