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Bad food

My sister ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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