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Bad food

My sister ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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