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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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