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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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