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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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