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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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