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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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