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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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