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Bad food

My sister ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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