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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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