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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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