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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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