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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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