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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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