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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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