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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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