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Bad food

My sister ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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