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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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