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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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