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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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