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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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