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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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