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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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