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Bad food

My sister ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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