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Bad food

My sister ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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