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Bad food

My sister ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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