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Bad food

My sister ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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