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Bad food

My sister ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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