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Bad food

My sister ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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