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Bad food

My sister ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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