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My sister ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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