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Bad food

My sister ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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