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Bad food

My sister ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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