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Bad food

My sister ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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