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Bad food

My sister ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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