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Bad food

My sister ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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