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Bad food

My sister ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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