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Bad food

My sister ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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