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Bad food

My sister ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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