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Bad food

My sister ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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