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Bad food

My sister ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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