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Bad food
My
sister
ate
mushy peas
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a dentist
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a woman
a surgeon
a TV personality
a policewoman
a spy
a man
a train driver
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