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Bad food

My sister ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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