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Bad food

My sister ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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