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Bad food

My sister ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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