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Bad food

My sister ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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