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Bad food

My sister ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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