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Bad food

My sister ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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