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Bad food

My sister ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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