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Bad food

My sister ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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