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Bad food

My sister ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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