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Bad food

My sister ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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