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Bad food

My sister ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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