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Bad food

My sister ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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