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Bad food

My sister ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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