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Bad food

My sister ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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