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Bad food

My sister ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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