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Bad food

My sister ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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