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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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