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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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