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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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