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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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