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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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