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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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