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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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