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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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