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Bad food

My sister ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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