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Bad food

My sister ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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