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Bad food

My sister ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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