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Bad food

My sister ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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