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Bad food

My sister ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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