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Bad food

My sister ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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