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Bad food

My sister ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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