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Bad food
My
sister
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
Brussels sprouts
cat biscuits
stinky tofu
stale bread
a plate of soggy nachos
over-cooked pasta
yesterday's fish
the last Rolo
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