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Bad food
My
sister
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mouldy potatoes
mushy peas
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
stale bread
yesterday's fish
the last Rolo
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
canned prunes
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