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Bad food
My
sister
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the last Rolo
mushy peas
a wedge of blue cheese
Brussels sprouts
a box of dead mice
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
a stale biscuit
stinky tofu
turkey twizzlers
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