Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
father
ate
cat biscuits
and
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a man
a surgeon
a spy
a pilot
a shepherd
a woman
a dentist
a taxi driver
a tramp
a train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.