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Bad food

My father ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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