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Bad food

My father ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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