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Bad food

My father ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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