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Bad food

My father ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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